B(ar)FFs

A compendium of images of pairings (BFFs) either A) so cute you wanna B(ar)FF or B) so asinine you almost V(om)IT (that's meditating while B(ar)FFing) or C) so sparkly you nearly regurgitate (can't think of any wordplay here) or D) so British you really do p(UK)e...

Can you guys pick the real b(ar)ff out from all of his kawaii plushy b(ar)ffs?